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The G-Unleashed Energy Drink is coming to store aisles this September with three energizing new flavors fortified 430g of gurana, ginseng, taurine, caffeine, ephedrine and *awesomine. If you love being not uncool you'll rule with lava with Hot Tropical Guava. If you own all their punk ass you'll move to the head of the class with Brave Mountain Lemongrass. If bullets won't make a dent you'll make posers pay with Death Dealing Mint.

Warning; Drinking G-unleashed Energy Drink does not give you visions with measurably significant accuracy. May increase desire to sprint uncontrollably, yell incessantly and/or accuse others of stealing. You may suddenly fear water, strong winds, shadows or people taller than you. You could experience sleeplessness, spontaneous thriftiness, severe sorrow or unexplainable curiosity. You may develop itching rashes, rashing itches, wandering eye, beautiful hair, or skin irritating gas. Keep away from slippery surfaces, small dogs, authority figures, dirty cars and loud t-shirts. If you experience any or all of these side effects, or perhaps something even more interesting, discontinue use of G-Unleashed Energy Drink and enjoy one of our juicy delicious G-Unleashed Energy Brand Chewing Gums or G-Unleashed Energy Brand Pizza Bites. If problems persist blame White Anglo Saxon Protestants. Everyone else does.

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is this real or what?


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Where can i buy it?

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even sex with underage kids?

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I think he meant that in the context of food products. Such as:

VCU Great Grains Granola Bars pack the power of wheat, oats, barley, lentils, rice, corn, hemp, hops and *Sesame Plus to bring you nutrtional energy and unparallel fiber. We're really not kidding about that. One would have to eat a bullet proof vest to surpass the level of fiber in just one box of VCU Great Grains Granola Bars. In fact a box of VCU Great Grains Granola Bars can be used as a makeshift shield during the occasional grocery store shootout.

Caution VCU Great Grains Granola Bars cannot be used as a floatation device in the event of a water landing. Keep away from an open flame. Do not consume VCU Great Grains Granola Bars in combination with other food. Stay away from public or private gatherings until 48 hours after consumption of VCU Great Grains Granola Bars. Leg restraints and a fire extingusher are recommended in case the product deviates from normal operating parameters. Not recommend for children, the obese, the elderly, vegitarians, atheists, women with breast implants, lobbyists, and people with severe claustrophobia.

*(sesame plus is a genetically modified food product and thus cannot be defined as food in the strictest sense, or fall under typical international food regulations)


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is this a scam?
 
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will this make me get drunk?
 
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QUOTE(Shof @ Apr 22 2010, 17:25 ) *

will this make me get drunk?

No. But it may have the effect of convincing others that you can travel through time.


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I already am travelling through time though. Look 1,2,3... time travelling. See. smile.gif


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QUOTE(IKHAM @ Apr 23 2010, 12:52 ) *

I already am travelling through time though. Look 1,2,3... time travelling. See. smile.gif


Is that a case of G-Unleashed Energy Drink under your desk? It seems to have been opened with a sonic screwdriver.


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No screwdriver here. I'm a man, and I open cases with my teeth. Sometimes losing some in the process. tank.gif


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Wimps. I betcha couldn't even open a can with a can opener.


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