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A point of clarification before we get into the nuts a bolts. The time that this thread will be open will be around 5PM Central Standard Time on Aug 10th to around 5PM CST on Aug 12th. That's roughly 48 hours.

I had a thought the other day that humility is in short supply. Even among the humble. At first I thought it might be a fun idea to roast one of the members. But then common sense kicked in and I had and epiphany. Why not have posters roast themselves. It would be a hell of a stress breaker. So for 48 hours in August GU will have the opportunity to roast itself.

The guidelines are very simple. You are free to rip into yourself as far as you feel comfortable with. Posts can be as elaborate or as simple as the poster wishes. Creativity is suggested but not mandated. Posters cannot comment, or critique another poster until he/she has already roasted themself.

Please keep in mind that all zingers are in the best of spirit and not a personal attack whatsoever. That being said, Flaming in not allowed. If the Grinch that Stole Bandwith shows up his/her posts will be deleted at the discretion of the admins and moderating team.

Roasts will follow the succeeding outline:

Name: Your silliest internet nickname.

Roast: Take yourself to the cleaners.

Shoutout: Name the five posters that have been the coolest to you in the last year, or however long you've been here.

Alright then. If you have any questions please PM me. If i feel a question needs to be answered for everyone I'll update here.


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Let the self-deprication begin!!! This thread is now open.

Name: JollyRoger aka. Mr. Crackers

Roast: Oh look! It's another preachy overbearing novella post from that guy who uses all the funny words and tells jokes that nobody understands. What's he talking about now? I want to talk about Halo3 and he brings up some stupid story about freezing rain in the Sahara or those links to old 80's videos that creep me out with the hair gel and Reaganomics or whatever crap the sang about in the 1980's. JR sucks and he's old and doesn't understand text messaging or cell phones for that matter. He wears Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars not because he wants to look hip or cool, but because they're comfortable. What kind of a freak is he??? He "just" bought a PS2 for cripes sake. The PS2 has been out for over SIX YEARS for crying out loud. I wonder if his pain receptors are as slow. Does it take him a week to realize he's dropped a brick on his foot?! I don't like JR. He reminds me of that uncle with all the useless information about subjects nobody cares about. What the hell is an anemometer anyway?!? You suck JR! It's the glue factory for you!

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Name: (my sillyest) PPoPP (Pink Pony on Purple Pills)

Roast: Dragunov? An annoying fellow that one!
What can you say about him, he's a big joke! Your average know-it-all really. First off, he thinks he's an expert of everything he looks at. He reads an article or two about something and he thinks he's a master of that subject. He can't take any critism either, dare you say something bad about him or his work and hurt his feelings he'll go into a blind range and whine allover the place. At the same time he always takes time to find and magnify the mistakes others make, even if he can't do any better himself.
He can rarely take a defeat and walk away, he's always got an excuse or two.
The most ridiculous thing about him is that he often tells fellow geeks to get a life, go out more often, probably to make himself believe that he has one. That's right, he isn't the all-cool spends-his-days-with-active-recreation guy we and he believe he is.
Sure, he goes out with friends from time to time to do something if opportunity arrives, but the truth is that his skin is pale as an albino chiuahua from spending 70% of his free time sitting in his electronic entertainment heaven telling himself he isn't a nerd.

EDIT: And turns out he can't even pull off a proper insult

Shoutout: Big shoutout to IKHAM and Lucas for creating this forum, DA, LoS, Vin, Jolly and all the mods for keeping our topics intact, all the regular members for sticking around and to all the newbies for trying to be part of the community and huge shoutout to Jay for being my e-friend!

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Good entry. You were kinda hard on yourself. But then that was the point wasn't it. tongue.gif

Okay, who else dares defy their respective egos???


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i've been waiting a while to do this one, JR.

Name: GangSta_SupaStah

Roast: Is there anything this kid doesn't hate? I think so, and it's being a jackass and sh*tty music. You'd think his name was Casper when you saw him, because he is so pale from staying inside all day. He's on the computer so long that fungi and mold took over his ass crack. He once got so angry because all of his porn bookmarks were erased that he threw his clock radio out of the window.

I also heard he got his ass kicked by a p**** though, because the guy came up behind him and pulled him out out the chair backwards and proceeded to kicking his ass. He must have hit him with a dictionary because he tries to use big words so often and fails almost as badly as Apollo 13.

Shoutout: shof because he's shof, sano, maniac, JR, and all the other guys.


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Name: Shofsmate (that and sanovice are my only two user names)

Roast: this guy is a c**k tbh, he hats anything that don't agree with his line of thinking, and gets angered easily when things don't go his way. he always thinks he is destined for more yet cannot be bothered to put the effort into making it. he should really get a grip on reality. he is like most ppl on here, telling ppl to get a life when he dont have none himself, and he is paley skinned cos hes afraid of sunlight. i can honestly say he should take is own advice and leave the computer alone, for good!

Shoutout: Pete for being an awesome mate via MSN shof for fixing my PC so many times tongue.gif matt JR and the gang *thumbsup*


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Name:The Spy (stupied one)Razorblade(Gay One)

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He'll hear somebody say look over theyere he looks and go where where where but its acutally infront of him.He'll be dieing out to find something but he will go round in circles then find it.Makes a thread and Pretends to make it scientific and Funky but really its nothing....Hey'll look at a topic and never reply when he those he aint got nothing to say. bangin.gif Heyll never give up unless somebody anoys him he is always bossy but onlky people who are nasty boss him about nice people will listen then talk after him but sometimes i see wrong in him (me) because he cann be a little bossy sometimes(me). smilie_comp_rhino.gif


Thats myn and i dont understand the last bit
 
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QUOTE(gmcc @ Aug 11 2007, 21:12 ) *

Name:The Spy (stupied one)Razorblade(Gay One)

Roast:
He'll hear somebody say look over theyere he looks and go where where where but its acutally infront of him.He'll be dieing out to find something but he will go round in circles then find it.Makes a thread and Pretends to make it scientific and Funky but really its nothing....Hey'll look at a topic and never reply when he those he aint got nothing to say. bangin.gif Heyll never give up unless somebody anoys him he is always bossy but onlky people who are nasty boss him about nice people will listen then talk after him but sometimes i see wrong in him (me) because he cann be a little bossy sometimes(me). smilie_comp_rhino.gif
Thats myn and i dont understand the last bit

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Name: Jon83 alias telus4891

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Jon is arrogant wannabe smartare. He's got too much time on his hands, spending way too time on internet forums. No one likes him because he's an uneducated p***k, always posting useless nonsense and spouting ignorance wherever he goes. What's with him anyway? Always trying to be so nice to people, it makes me freaking sick.

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Name: Pingvinernas všnner vordf (it was an swedish site an means=the Penguins Friends Vordf (Vordf meaned something but I can't remember what)

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GG is the most usless person you ever had met, And the most nerdish guy you can met.
At home he is always in front of his PC and when at school,,, He can't live without his nootebook. Oh, Can a guy like this have an social life? Yes of course! He spend atleast 20 H each week in front of his Girlfriend's Mac...

GG Is a problem with time, Stuck in the 70s and 80s music and stuck in the 2000s techinc age. Anyway thats something that all of his friends are notice... Wait he aint got any friends... all was killed by his penguin army and booring cow stories... Ah, the memories...

The most special thing with GG is that he speak to himself and with himself, And for anybody else that are close to him, can hear how he think... Just kidding with you. You don't hear a thing and that's cause he ain't thinking...

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Nico - for beeing the first person that said anything positive in my topic for my guide.
Dragunov - for Given my first Kudos and being nice overall.
Jon?? - for being cool and nice overall.
Sanovice Prime - for the Pingu T-shirt.
DeWolfe - Cause JR said that I need to post five.





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QUOTE(Golden Gun @ Aug 12 2007, 10:15 ) *

DeWolfe - Cause JR said that I need to post five.

Oh great, nice to see you mean it tongue.gif


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I like golden guns entrie plus i dont think penguins are boring lol clap.gif
 
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QUOTE(DeWolfe @ Aug 12 2007, 11:19 ) *

Oh great, nice to see you mean it tongue.gif


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Well congrats to everyone who could knock themselves down a few knotches. The submitted posts were very entertaining. I guess I'll post another one next year or some other time.

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