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  Post#91 | Jan 17 2008, 02:17 + Quote Post Go to the top of the page
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QUOTE(Magnum @ Sep 30 2006, 08:32 ) *

FREE PORN? woot.gif Where? Where? laugh.gif

QUOTE(IKHAM @ Sep 30 2006, 12:17 ) *

Go in your parents bedroom when you hear thumping in the night. yes.gif



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QUOTE(Lies of Silence @ Feb 17 2008, 14:01 ) *

i was going to hit on you for copying a guide, but the english is so sh*tty that it seems that you wrote it yourself!
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  Post#93 | Mar 19 2008, 20:12 + Quote Post Go to the top of the page
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What's a plonker anyways?

'Rodney you plonker' - Dell Boy (Only Fools and Horses)


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QUOTE(JollyRoger @ Apr 2 2008, 23:28 ) *

Q: Will Heracles Almelo stay in the Eredivisie?
A: Depends on who's making the sweeter offer. If another club is dangling a beefier contract with more perks I'd say there's a better than 8-10 chance he'll be wearing different colors next season.

Had to be done.


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don't put me in that position please.


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QUOTE(Simon @ Apr 24 2008, 21:10 ) *
behind blue eyes - limp bizkit

QUOTE(Lies of Silence @ Apr 25 2008, 10:56 ) *
no one knows what it's like to be the sad man... crybaby.gif crybaby.gif f*cking emo sh*t.

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QUOTE(vertigo @ Jun 8 2008, 12:39 ) *

I must say I'd prefer an M4 over an AK any day tongue.gif

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Lmao n00b
 
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hahahahhahahahah ROFL LMAO LOL ASG HAHAHAHHAHHA , THATS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS IVE EVER READ ON G-U! HAHAHAHHAHA ROLF LMAO LOL ASG!! laugh.gif



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Seek. Help. Fast.



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He's long gone. Nobody can save him. no.gif



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Besides, I couldn't dress like that, That stuff wouldn't fit me too well. tongue.gif


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Wait till Simon gets here with one of his rage outbursts.

Dragonball characters look like pussies compared to him.



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The biggrin.gif was supposed to be me but you could argue its Simon as he always seems to be happy, (with the odd occasion of anger thrown in.)


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Wait till Simon gets here with one of his Viking rage outbursts.

Dragonball characters look like pussies compared to him.
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Customer: “Look! My friend told me I could get this type of hammer at your store! Now go get it for me!”

Cashier: “Sir, I already told you… we don’t have ANY hammers back here that aren’t already stocked on the shelves.”

Customer: “LOOK HERE. F**K YOU! I KNOW YOU’RE TRYING TO SAVE MONEY BY SWITCHING OUT YOUR STOCKS! GET ME THIS HAMMER!”

(At this point, I come to the front of the store, overhearing what’s going on; note that I’m the manager.)

Me: “Is there a problem?”

Customer: “Yes sir! Your employee here is not doing what I tell her to!”

Me: “Well, you need to calm down and understand that we don’t have what you’re looking for. So maybe you should go back to shelves and check–”

Customer: “F**K THAT!!! IT’S NOT THERE, OKAY?! YOU NEED TO F**KING GET ME WHAT I ASK FOR!”

Me: “That’s it. Get out of my store.”

Customer: “What? NO!”

Me: “Sir, get out, or I have to take you out.”

Customer: “Then do it!”

(I go around the counter and approach the customer. I yank him by his collar & drag him to the door.)

Me: “Now, then… you wanna apologize and maybe come back in?”

Customer: “No! I just want my hammer! God, what is this madness?!”

Me: *puts the customer down*

Customer: *confused* “… What is it?”

(I turn back to the cashier, who nods in approval. I then turn back to face the customer.)

Me: “Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAA!” *kicks customer out of store and slams door*



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Customer: “No! I just want my hammer! God, what is this madness?!”

The moment I read that I knew how it was going to end.
 
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This thread is fun... biggrin.gif

QUOTE( (Bash.com) )

<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.
<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.


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Wait till Simon gets here with one of his Viking rage outbursts.

Dragonball characters look like pussies compared to him.
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(I meant a screen, and there's a comma missing tongue.gif )


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