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  New Topic Because Reasons
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jul 20 2017, 04:59
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 One does not simply shoot a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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  New Topic Because Reasons
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jul 14 2017, 03:12
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 Granola trail mix does the trick.
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  New Topic Because Reasons
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jun 15 2017, 21:24
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QUOTE(gtachica @ Jun 15 2017, 14:09 ) *

Lovely idea Jolly! thumbsup.gif


Thank you. How are things?
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  New Topic Because Reasons
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jun 3 2017, 04:02
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 Since every time bots come in here and post spam ads wipes out the topic list on the homepage I feel compelled to write new posts so it looks like this place isn't just a dumping ground for ads.
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  Wololo
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Mar 24 2017, 15:23
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 Wololo



Wololo

Wololo

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  The Florida Panthers
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Mar 14 2017, 23:17
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 It's good to see Jagr doing well there and he's happy. Once a Star, always a Star.
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  Gta Vice City (pc)
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Mar 14 2017, 23:13
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 Do you mean 8 times in a row, or are you referring to the save game slots in the menu?
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  The Florida Panthers
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Mar 11 2017, 20:06
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 Ever get a word or series of words stuck in your head for years at a time. I can trace this back at least to 2013 which happened to pop into my head while I was at work. And now the Florida F'ing Panthers is hardwired into my brain as a series of repetitive words. The problem is, I don't follow the Florida Panthers. I am a Stars fan. For those of you unfamiliar with the National Hockey League you may not know what I'm talking about. For those who do, you know these are not the same team. If I have words that are stuck in my head I would at least like them to be for a team I actually support.


Go STARS
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  Hello All, I Am A Noob
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Mar 10 2017, 03:58
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 Pleased to meet you. I'm so glad you're not a bot. I am JollyRoger. I'm not a noob. Got 100% on The Warriors on my old PSP just on a whim today. Other than that, not much is going on.

Thanks for signing up. Enjoy the resources for some classic GTAs and feel free to ask a question or two. gu.gif
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  My Conversation With A Dragon
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Feb 28 2017, 07:17
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 Last Tuesday I was walking to my mailbox and I happened to pass by a dragon who was sitting next to a tree. He seemed to be mentally struggling with something. I stopped and asked him what was troubling him. He asked me what a sandwich was. So I told him. Then he thanked me and I continued on my way.
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  Official Gta 7 Thread
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Feb 27 2017, 01:48
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 Its official!
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  I Stepped In Poo
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Feb 27 2017, 01:47
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 I stepped in poo yesterday. It wasn't fun. My cats did not enjoy it because it came from a dog. They don't generally like dogs. I like dogs, but they don't. Modus vivendi.



oh noes

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  Immorten Jolly
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Feb 6 2017, 09:14
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 I have a bad headache and I can't sleep. I don't want to bother anyone facebook and I don't want to shoot a video for YouTube. So I'm on here taking the p*ss out of myself here instead. Why? Because this place presents the least likely possibility of anyone actually reading my inane brain farts. So without further ado, while my OTC remedies churn in my system, lets get it on!

Hey everyone. GU has existed for almost 13 years since the release of GTA SA. Not the strongest entry of the Grand Theft Auto catalog in my opinion, but a decent effort nonetheless. Vice City will always be my number one regardless of where the series goes with advances of technology. If GTA VI takes place in VC I hope it's not just another dreary dramatic snoozefest like IV and V turned out to be. Rockstar needs to emerge from their emo phase like the rest of western civilization has. In other words . . . . .

MAKE GTA FUN AGAIN!!

Popular culture from the last ten years has brought us a lot material that Rockstar could derive their story for GTA VI from, but I recommend they set all that Bullsh*t aside and bring gamers a bright burning hot electric shock that Vice City, and VC Stories to some degree, was. Leave the fecal muted color pallet in the past with the rotting corpse of reggaeton where it belongs. Muted tones belong in the horror survival genre. So Rockstar . . . .

LIGHTEN THE F*CK UP!!

Online gameplay is only as fresh as the last gimmick. Cut away 3/4 of the dead flesh festering online or put out at least half as much quality updates for all of us local gamers who prefer not to be strafed by some 12 year old working on his fifth to be banned Reddit account. Of course this is all dependent on having an interesting story to make extending the experience a worthwhile investment. To make a long story short. . . .

CARDBOARD CUTOUTS ATTRACT ROACHES!!

So if any perspective can be gained as the pain slowly leaves my skull, it is that in all the years I an everyone here begged for realism, none of us gave a second thought to what we were asking. It's as if as the games became more elaborate the fun factor just rotted away to an average at best crime game with no more Razzle or Dazzle where it really counted. I'm sorry if I had anything to do with this. If any dev lurker was seduced by anyone's knuckleheaded ideas, I hope they weren't mine.
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  HAPPY 2017 YEAR!!!!
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jan 1 2017, 02:17
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 For some of you this year sucked. For some of you this year was indistinguishable from any of the last few years. For some of you this year was absolutely F*****G Awesome! While others experienced a mixture of all of the above. Whatever the case may be thanks for stopping by this passing year. I know this place is about as dead as Pauly Shore's career, but thanks anyway. I want to thank in advance all those who will eventually find their way back here this coming year of 2017.

I, like most everyone who were regulars here, are on some other social media platform. Don't be shy. PM me if you want to catch up on s**t. God bless and all the best to you regardless.

- JollyRoger coolio.gif
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  Problem With Logging In To Comment To A Post
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Dec 17 2016, 01:42
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 You probably going to have some trouble advancing. Some GFs unlock story missions. At any rate kiss 100% goodbye.
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  Voting Tomorrow!
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Nov 11 2016, 05:26
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 Not as *****d as I thought we'd be.
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  Voting Tomorrow!
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Nov 8 2016, 02:13
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 I have been back and forth on the political spectrum. I have given the benefit of the doubt to a wide range of controversial ideas. I have seen BS become truth and truth become BS just with the addition of time. So it is with no small gesture that I place my vote tomorrow for the candidate I most believe will not screw up my country anymore than it already is.

By Wednesday we'll know just how ****ed we all are.
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 Poll: New Poll
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Aug 3 2016, 18:34
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 Hey there here's a new POLL!!! laugh.gif
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  Pin Drop
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jul 13 2016, 12:36
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 I left GU in the fall of 2010 because I was in a depression over a social situation that got out of control. That coupled with the grief I was enduring from the loss of a loved one a few years earlier took away my usual gift of gab. I never wanted this place to fall silent in my absence. Unfortunately in my poor emotional and spiritual state I could not see that many people here stayed because of me and regulars like me. I'm sorry to everyone. A woman, albeit an amazing one, is the reason I left when and how I did. Mistakes were made on both sides. I should have recused myself far earlier though. I gained nothing from trying to fix a situation I could not. In retrospect I perhaps should have been more open about what was going on. Few were aware. More should have been. Can you guys forgive me?
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  Dying Bots
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jun 14 2016, 01:40
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QUOTE(Lucas @ Jun 12 2016, 10:30 ) *

Are you referring to the bots spamming these forums?


Indeed I am. I swing by here every now and then and clear out the garbage. Other than a few exceptions I've had an easier time in recent months. I don't want the lurkers and odd search engine crowd coming here to see our old forums clogged with junk. I'm sure the regulars don't want to see that either.
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  Dying Bots
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jun 9 2016, 20:31
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 Without even so much as a scream or even a whimper the bots are dying like flies caught behind a set of mini blinds.
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  Lyrics Game
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jun 8 2016, 21:00
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 Now don't everyone speak up at once. Everyone will have their turn. tongue.gif
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  Lyrics Game
 JollyRoger  Posted on: May 31 2016, 21:23
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 I have a few songs that I would like identified. What do you have in mind?
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  Facebook Ello Youtube Twitter Etc. Etc.
 JollyRoger  Posted on: May 23 2016, 22:25
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 GU for most of us was a significant part of our social media several years ago. Since this site's decline many of us have moved onto greener pastures. Some of us have kept in touch while others have disappeared off the face of the Earth entirely. If you are game and want to catch up, or just want to see what everyone is up to, give a thumbs up to everyone to PM you to ask if they can reconnect. I'm on more than a few social mediums at this point. Send me a PM. Please do not post your contact information in the body of your posts.

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  I Tickle Your Bot Booty
 JollyRoger  Posted on: May 15 2016, 02:40
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 Dude all you wanted to post is your game gold and other wares in the forums. But some kinky bird is tickling your bum. Oh noes. Tickle Tickle. Tickle Tickle! Oh noes, the bird is attacking your bum. What are you to do? Where can you post your ads without getting tickled on the bum?! Oh noes. Tickled on the bum! Oh noes!!!

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