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  HAPPY 2017 YEAR!!!!
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jan 1 2017, 02:17
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 For some of you this year sucked. For some of you this year was indistinguishable from any of the last few years. For some of you this year was absolutely F*****G Awesome! While others experienced a mixture of all of the above. Whatever the case may be thanks for stopping by this passing year. I know this place is about as dead as Pauly Shore's career, but thanks anyway. I want to thank in advance all those who will eventually find their way back here this coming year of 2017.

I, like most everyone who were regulars here, are on some other social media platform. Don't be shy. PM me if you want to catch up on s**t. God bless and all the best to you regardless.

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  Problem With Logging In To Comment To A Post
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Dec 17 2016, 01:42
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 You probably going to have some trouble advancing. Some GFs unlock story missions. At any rate kiss 100% goodbye.
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  Voting Tomorrow!
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Nov 11 2016, 05:26
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 Not as *****d as I thought we'd be.
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  Voting Tomorrow!
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Nov 8 2016, 02:13
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 I have been back and forth on the political spectrum. I have given the benefit of the doubt to a wide range of controversial ideas. I have seen BS become truth and truth become BS just with the addition of time. So it is with no small gesture that I place my vote tomorrow for the candidate I most believe will not screw up my country anymore than it already is.

By Wednesday we'll know just how ****ed we all are.
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 Poll: New Poll
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Aug 3 2016, 18:34
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 Hey there here's a new POLL!!! laugh.gif
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  Pin Drop
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jul 13 2016, 12:36
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 I left GU in the fall of 2010 because I was in a depression over a social situation that got out of control. That coupled with the grief I was enduring from the loss of a loved one a few years earlier took away my usual gift of gab. I never wanted this place to fall silent in my absence. Unfortunately in my poor emotional and spiritual state I could not see that many people here stayed because of me and regulars like me. I'm sorry to everyone. A woman, albeit an amazing one, is the reason I left when and how I did. Mistakes were made on both sides. I should have recused myself far earlier though. I gained nothing from trying to fix a situation I could not. In retrospect I perhaps should have been more open about what was going on. Few were aware. More should have been. Can you guys forgive me?
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  Dying Bots
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jun 14 2016, 01:40
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QUOTE(Lucas @ Jun 12 2016, 10:30 ) *

Are you referring to the bots spamming these forums?


Indeed I am. I swing by here every now and then and clear out the garbage. Other than a few exceptions I've had an easier time in recent months. I don't want the lurkers and odd search engine crowd coming here to see our old forums clogged with junk. I'm sure the regulars don't want to see that either.
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  Dying Bots
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jun 9 2016, 20:31
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 Without even so much as a scream or even a whimper the bots are dying like flies caught behind a set of mini blinds.
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  Lyrics Game
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jun 8 2016, 21:00
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 Now don't everyone speak up at once. Everyone will have their turn. tongue.gif
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  Lyrics Game
 JollyRoger  Posted on: May 31 2016, 21:23
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 I have a few songs that I would like identified. What do you have in mind?
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  Facebook Ello Youtube Twitter Etc. Etc.
 JollyRoger  Posted on: May 23 2016, 22:25
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 GU for most of us was a significant part of our social media several years ago. Since this site's decline many of us have moved onto greener pastures. Some of us have kept in touch while others have disappeared off the face of the Earth entirely. If you are game and want to catch up, or just want to see what everyone is up to, give a thumbs up to everyone to PM you to ask if they can reconnect. I'm on more than a few social mediums at this point. Send me a PM. Please do not post your contact information in the body of your posts.

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  I Tickle Your Bot Booty
 JollyRoger  Posted on: May 15 2016, 02:40
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 Dude all you wanted to post is your game gold and other wares in the forums. But some kinky bird is tickling your bum. Oh noes. Tickle Tickle. Tickle Tickle! Oh noes, the bird is attacking your bum. What are you to do? Where can you post your ads without getting tickled on the bum?! Oh noes. Tickled on the bum! Oh noes!!!

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  GTA Of Latter Day Visits
 JollyRoger  Posted on: May 10 2016, 22:47
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 Love how bots turn everything to crap.
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  GTA Of Latter Day Visits
 JollyRoger  Posted on: May 1 2016, 23:53
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 Lets be honest this site is more of a curiosity to for new visitors, a dumping ground for bots and erstwhile advertisers, and a bit of nostalgia for old members. Frequent or nay. Anyhow I don't imagine anyone is going to give two sh*ts if a Grand Theft Auto thread is started in the General Forum. Egads!!! Forsooth!!! Ay Caramba!!!!!! Here it is regardless and so on a so forth.

Congratulations to Grand Theft Auto V for being the bees knees it is. By now most of you who did play GTA between the years of 1997 and 2016 have likely played up to at least San Andreas or GTAIV. Perhaps even a few of you have played Liberty City and Vice City Stories. A vast minority however have played Chinatown Wars because they probably could not be bothered to waste time on a non-3d third person GTA title. Boo Hoo. I have observed the butthurt is very strong among the graphically addicted. I don't enjoy talking about gaming as much as I used to because discussion devolves rapidly into a graphical sepsis right from the get go. Lovely but just because Avatar was a special effects taser hit to the testes didn't make it a good or even particularly original film. The same goes with games. Developers spend so much time rendering breathtaking graphical garbage that will have to be patched with tons of DLC, that they forget to make something with quality gameplay that works without have to download a single bit of new software. Is your butthurt beginning to Hulk out? Okay try to play Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 without an internet connection. Go on. Try!!!! Now this is certainly not the rule. It's just an extreme case. But there is enough DLC Bullsh*t in the industry that the even the well water tastes like Electronic Arts decomposing credibility.

So rant aside I have made a bit of an observation. Upon recently playing Chinatown Wars I observed, after my tablet being slow to load terrain textures in a timely manner, some objects randomly strewn below street level before everything got caught up. So my question is, is this somehow part of a subway system that was abandoned mid development? Now I realize I am asking a question about a game nobody has given a sh*t about since 2009, but I have a curiosity nonetheless. Has anyone else observed this? Does anyone know what the fried egg in the middle of a slice of toast is called? Am I sexy and I know it?
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  VOTE For Me!
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Apr 12 2016, 18:17
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 Do you like the quality of your water? Are your sidewalks free from cracks? Do you enjoy having your arm twisted behind your back when the tax man comes around? Should your dog have two food bowls instead of one? Why not three?

I say Four bowls of food for every dog!!!!!

Are you paying too much for fuel? Was your last tuition bill too heavy for your wallet to take? Did a hole in the street just eat your modest fuel efficient vehicle? Did someone steal your last plastic yard flamingo?

I say yard Flamingos for every yard!!!!

Are your neighbors too noisy? Do you hate to have to wear clothing on your morning work commute? Do you feel it's wrong for people to ask you to quit shouting in line to meet Santa Claus?

I say that everyone gets to meet Santa Claus!!!!

Do you feel that your sandwiches should taste better? Do you hate having to tie your own shoes? Are you tired of blaming yourself when your kids get brought home by police? Did you run out of cream for your coffee?

I say no refrigerator will be without Cream!!!!

Did an imbecile get promoted over you? Did you forget to turn off the lights before leaving your house? Did you misspell your mother in law's name yet again?

I say all Mother in laws shall forfeit spelling rights?

I can give you all this if you vote for me. I am running for the office of President of the World. I need your votes! I need your support!! I need your passion, your ambition, and your dreams!!! Vote for me and you will have dog food bowls. You will have flamingos. You with have Santa Claus and you will have Cream!!!! Every look this thread receives is a vote for me and all of your dreams coming true. Together we can change the world and stand proudly on the backs of billions of pink plastic flamingos. Will you stand with me? Will you change the world with me? Will you save humanity with ME?! Yes my friends we will spell our Mother in law's names however we choose because we are all free. A vote for me will ensure that we all remain free. Sonic the Hedgehog bless the World and all her free people. Thank you.


JollyRoger 2016
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  JollyRoger
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Apr 8 2016, 23:58
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 1. My Favorite movie is better than yours.
2. My favorite food is tastier than yours.
3. My new shoes are newer than yours.
4. My car is more awesome than yours.
5. My handwriting is better than yours.
6. My wardrobe is cooler than yours.
7. My pets are cuter than yours.
8. My music collection is better than yours.
9. My cell phone does more stuff than yours.
10. My cooking skills are better than yours.
11. My gaming is stronger than yours.
12.. My sense of humor is better than yours.

Drops mic. Signals peace out. Balloons fall from ceiling. House lights come up. Theme music starts.
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  Wtf
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Apr 1 2016, 20:40
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QUOTE(Wanadru @ Mar 30 2016, 02:13 ) *

I was doing missions a usual , I had done with only the first mission of Kenji . then I started doing Donald love's missions , I'd liberator . Bthen I did the Waka-Gashira wipeout mission. As the moment I completed the mission , kenji's missions disappeared , so what should I do now


Normally when an entire mission tree disappears something very bad has happened. This much is obvious. When this happens you may have had an in-game glitch or you were playing from a corrupted save file. In either case you can't continue from where you currently are. I would recommend going back to an earlier save file and starting back from there. If you have only been using one save file for your current play through you will always have a blank spot where the missing mission percentage points should be and will never be able to achieve 100%. If this is the case you will have to restart. If you are only concerned with story mission completion you shouldn't have trouble continuing. Though more problems could crop up somewhere down the line. The best thing to do is restart. But that's up to you.
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  April Fools
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Mar 29 2016, 06:43
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 I'm really Keanu Reeves from an alternate timeline. And Batman.
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  A Bit Of A Gigglepuss
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Feb 22 2016, 05:44
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 1. Sitting in a chair for 8 hours staring at a square of red paper.
2. Placing a glass of water in a different place in your bedroom every day for a week.
3. Complimenting a match stick every afternoon for a month.
4. Taking a picture of liquid laundry detergent every hour for 24 hours.
5. Almost putting a hat on your head 17 times.
6. Drawing a picture of 5 bricks.
7. Slowly erasing the letter Q from a sheet of paper.
8. Using profanity at a concrete sidewalk for a week.
9. Changing the batteries on your TV remote.
10. Stacking paper plates.
11. Discovering hidden objects.
12. Deciding what socks to wear in the morning.
13. Unplugging your cell phone adaptor.
14. Thinking about keys.
15. Saying the word Soap eleven times over three hours.
16. Writing 400 words with a blue ball point pen.
17. Walking backwards into your kitchen.
18. Giving a name to each of your dinner forks.
19. Looking at your own reflection for 5 hours.
20. Buying a rain coat on eBay.

Which one out of the above can be used to make cheddar cheese?
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  Hey Guys Long Time No See!
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Jan 22 2016, 02:21
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QUOTE(gtachica @ Jan 2 2016, 17:05 ) *

Holy crap, it's been so long, how has everyone been?! Any GU vets still around?

Laughing about my banner and all things from way back in the day.


I still come here from time to time and say weird things. I'm on Facebook now along with a lot of other people who were regulars. PM if you want to join our little circle there. Good to see you stop by.
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  Unique Stunt Jumps
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Nov 6 2015, 23:47
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 If your accomplishments aren't being recognized even after you do them there could something very wrong with your data. If you are positive you have done every jump right there has to be a glitch somewhere. This means a corrupted save game 9 out of ten times. A some point before or during your jumps the game didn't save right and now there is a discrepancy. The best thing you can do is find an earlier save game and start your jumps again. If you don't have one you're probably out of luck. If it's a corrupted save game it won't matter how many times you redo the jumps. The computer has your jumps recorded wrong and won't correct itself.
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  Mike Ditka
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Nov 6 2015, 23:26
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 Better than I would have anticipated. Not as good as I would have hoped. It's somewhere in the middle. Fresh pot of tea should brighten things up a bit. How have you been?
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  Mike Ditka
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Oct 27 2015, 07:57
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 You mean Mike Ditka of the Chicago Bears Mike Ditka?


The very same.
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  Secret Of The Universe
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Oct 12 2015, 10:15
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 Have you ever wondered how this universe of ours works? Have you ever been vaguely curious what makes our cosmos tick? Well so did I until I discovered the secret of the universe. Not just any universe. Our universe. The one we are all currently occupying. I found everything it was trying to hide. And boy was it every trying to hide it. If it weren't for a particular twist of fate I would have never happened upon it. But I did. In the most fate twisting of fashions. It was about eight or nine years ago when I was still trying to find my bearings. I had just signed up to be a substitute teacher for my old high school. I didn't have anything else going on at the time. I saw an ad in the newspaper and that's when I saw it. The secret of the universe. It was right there in plain sight. It could not have been more obvious. It was really quite refreshing.

Now at this point you're expecting me to tell you what it is. Well, I'm not. I'll tell you what I was doing when I uncovered it. I'll give you a rough time frame. I'll even tell you where I found it. But I won't tell you what it is. It's not that I can't. I certainly can. But I just won't. Sorry, it's nothing personal. I'm just not going to reveal what the secret is. If you think you know, you are wrong. If you think you're wrong, you're still wrong, because you don't know what you're wrong about. If you have no thoughts on the subject whatsoever, then you re thinking about something else and are not in a position to be right or wrong. A lack of curiosity is wrong so you're still wrong. You're best bet is to be unaware of the subject altogether. So do your best to forget it. You'll fail, so you're wrong again. You should be courteous and not tell anyone about this. If there is such an overwhelming wrongness the universe may destabilize and implode. You don't want that happening do you? No I didn't think so. Be a good custodian of your universe. Tell no one. And eat marshmallows. The little ones. Like the kind you put in hot cocoa.
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  Good News!
 JollyRoger  Posted on: Sep 21 2015, 02:35
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 We're probably entering into the most interesting week in human history. The next 8-9 days could see the coming of a new Little Ice Age. We could also see the erupting of the Yellowstone Supervolcano. The San Andreas fault could slip and devastate the American Pacific Northwest. A meteor could hit the Earth and perhaps cause a mass extinction event. Cern scientists could destroy the world with their collider. The 4 Moon Shemitah could usher in a stock market crash in epic proportions. The Antichrist could do whatever an Antichrist does. Aliens could begin an invasion. Something else utterly devastating could happen. Or nothing significant could and we'll see September end without much pizzazz. So it's either

This

OR

That


In any case God be with you, and don't be a complete D*CK for the apocalypse. smilie_comp_rhino.gif
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