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Yeah exactly. Thats part of the point of the thread.
QUOTE(Chaos-Energy @ Sep 5 2007, 11:50 ) *

Oh yeah, Need for Speed takes a lot of skill.


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QUOTE(shahroz47 @ Sep 4 2007, 18:24 ) *

You mean Shof's quote? I posted it here because you may change your sig quote in future and we would lose it.

I mean the porn video u've been looking for years.


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QUOTE(20--jamesy--07 @ Sep 5 2007, 20:54 ) *

I mean the porn video u've been looking for years.



I WASN'T LOOKING FOR A PORN VIDEO!!!! wallbash.gif wallbash.gif

I never knew what it was till Dragunov told me. I thought it was a horror movie and I wasn't really looking for it, I just asked Dragunov if he had it when I didn't knew that it was porn. wallbash.gif


Let me clarify something to all GU members, I did't knew what One Night In Paris was and I didn't knew what is a router because its called something else here in Pakistan. I thought Sanovice Prime was talking about a software which can be downloaded. wallbash.gif
 
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QUOTE(shahroz47 @ Sep 6 2007, 10:51 ) *

I WASN'T LOOKING FOR A PORN VIDEO!!!! wallbash.gif wallbash.gif

I never knew what it was till Dragunov told me. I thought it was a horror movie and I wasn't really looking for it, I just asked Dragunov if he had it when I didn't knew that it was porn. wallbash.gif
Let me clarify something to all GU members, I did't knew what One Night In Paris was and I didn't knew what is a router because its called something else here in Pakistan. I thought Sanovice Prime was talking about a software which can be downloaded. wallbash.gif

Technically, you were, you just didn't know what it was. And that makes the whole thing even more hilarious.


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Well I wasn't searching for it. I was like if I could get it without any hassle then why the f**k not see what it is?
 
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i dont have the actual quote, but pete did say that all these noobs makes him want andrea back tongue.gif


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Well actually, i said i'd prefer andrea to these two, or something along those lines. The three combined would make me leave this board and never look back.


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"And you know she's really japanese because her genitals produce a force field that pixelates the air around them"
 
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There's a few great ones from Sanovice Prime:

"i got drunk once and tried stuffing a freezer bag full of cigars up my ass.. it hurt. i was with mates who where either drunk or high so only the drunk ones remembered the bag incident. three of us tried it. i tell u it phuqin hurt in tha morning!"

"the only thing that i wear thatl get me into trouble is my bandana and NY hat. Because i can. im not bothered bout them beating an sh!t. i dont care. i want to wear it so i do."

"if u think u are beng controlled by an alternate force then the moment u thought that is when u broke free from the restraints of that force now u can do anything u set ur mind to with no worries! thats my theory, anyway."

"i have to admit i have done drugs
i tried a fag back in 2003 but i dont smoke
my medication contains speed so thats the only illegal drug i take
i also love vodka whilst at parties"

"wel lif anybody needs anything on the affects of alcohol and tablets just ask me. unfortunatly prescribed medication and acohol is bad and i know how. even three days later i still have alcohol in my bloodstream and im still suffering from alcohol poisining."

"take it from me i got a crminal record now because of driking. it aint good. it ruins lives."

""this is all cool an ever'thin but it is in England. and we all supposed to talk 'like what her Majesty does' : proper english. only stuck-up ass****es talk like that. all u hear in UK now is talk of tha Street."

"don t know that i did for three months. (its why i lived the Thug Life (or say i did))"

"im a rap fan. but when im walkin home from a mates house at 1AM i almost always get into a fight with a gang or what ever. Sometimes i come out ok, sometimes not. but the only reason is because i dress like a gangsta and listen to Rap. and when (eventually) i ask them why they always sayits because they dont want me looking like them or 'cool'. BUT these gangs are all Chavvy!! not Real G's!"

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and your point is?


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QUOTE(Sanovice Prime @ Sep 7 2007, 13:51 ) *

and your point is?


I do believe that the "point" of this thread is to collect "funny quotes before they get lost forever".
 
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That be correct. Then again, you and Sano dont exactly get along well, do you? Did you make them up?


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QUOTE(DeWolfe @ Sep 7 2007, 17:59 ) *

That be correct. Then again, you and Sano dont exactly get along well, do you? Did you make them up?


Exactly what I was thinking, they look made up.
 
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some are real, but some arent.


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We need more quotes


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QUOTE(shahroz47 @ Sep 7 2007, 22:28 ) *

Exactly what I was thinking, they look made up.


I got them all through looking through his old posts. They are far too funny for me to have made up. He's probably just saying that because he's embarrassed.

Links (in order) to prove that I did not make any up:

http://www.g-unleashed.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5222
http://www.g-unleashed.com/forums/index.ph...=4699&st=30
http://www.g-unleashed.com/forums/index.ph...=1202&st=90
http://www.g-unleashed.com/forums/index.ph...c=164&st=30
http://www.g-unleashed.com/forums/index.ph...c=164&st=60
http://www.g-unleashed.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=5222
http://www.g-unleashed.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=4949
http://www.g-unleashed.com/forums/index.ph...622&st=2070
http://www.g-unleashed.com/forums/index.ph...=4699&st=30

In many of the links someone has quoted them within the thread so he can't go back and edit them and deny ever posting them smile.gif

Here's another funny one:

"what u call 'de ja vu' when u have a dream aint the same as de ja vu. if u picutre something in ur minds eye and it happens then u are gifted with the power of premonition: the ability to glace into the future for up ot a minute at a time. i get it all the time. its cool thing to have"
http://www.g-unleashed.com/forums/index.ph...=1202&st=90

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Even if he said something like that its ok, people do say funny stuff from time to time.
 
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QUOTE(n00b @ Sep 8 2007, 07:51 ) *

"what u call 'de ja vu' when u have a dream aint the same as de ja vu. if u picutre something in ur minds eye and it happens then u are gifted with the power of premonition: the ability to glace into the future for up ot a minute at a time. i get it all the time. its cool thing to have"
http://www.g-unleashed.com/forums/index.ph...=1202&st=90

How's that funny in any way?


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I don't find it funny either.
 
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QUOTE(Dragunov @ Sep 8 2007, 18:52 ) *

How's that funny in any way?


I find it incredibly funny for someone to make an arrogant claim to have the ability to do something for which there is no definitive reliable scientific experimental evidence (only speculation and anecdotal evidence).
 
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Some of the most compelling and solid evidence is anecdotal. Much of the stigma it carries now is from news pundits and lawyers who practice character attacks as opposed to confronting evidence. Attaching a negative stigma to a form of evidence is one way they try to downplay it for their audiences. Most of which don't know any better. By it's nature anecdotal evidence is along the lines of hearsay, but however unscientific anecdotal evidence should not be assumed to be incorrect on the basis of it's method. Rather it is cause to investigate a potential lead further in order to eliminate it as so. Often it cannot and therefore it becomes more concrete, which can lead to a pivotal turn in an otherwise stagnant case.


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Said by ikham a looooooooooong time ago. Can't show proof. It was in the old days.
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werent that in a chat about ways of affording SA?


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QUOTE(JollyRoger @ Sep 10 2007, 12:57 ) *
Some of the most compelling and solid evidence is anecdotal.

List some.

QUOTE(JollyRoger @ Sep 10 2007, 12:57 ) *
Much of the stigma it carries now is from news pundits and lawyers who practice character attacks as opposed to confronting evidence. Attaching a negative stigma to a form of evidence is one way they try to downplay it for their audiences. Most of which don't know any better.

It is "downplayed" because it is not (and usually cannot be) substantiated.

QUOTE(JollyRoger @ Sep 10 2007, 12:57 ) *
By it's nature anecdotal evidence is along the lines of hearsay, but however unscientific anecdotal evidence should not be assumed to be incorrect on the basis of it's method. Rather it is cause to investigate a potential lead further in order to eliminate it as so. Often it cannot and therefore it becomes more concrete, which can lead to a pivotal turn in an otherwise stagnant case.

I think that any irrefutable claim of the kind that Sanovice Prime was making should be assumed to be incorrect until it is supported by scientific evidence. There has actually been a lot of experimental evidence which explains exactly why he thinks he has this "gift" (and also detailed explanations of the evolutionary origins of how this belief was acquired and developed in human minds). However, confirmation bias plays a big part in the minds of people who make the claims, so there is no point in explaining to them why they are mistaken smile.gif
 
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do we care tbh? this is a chat about quotes, not claims to supernatural abilities


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QUOTE(Sanovice Prime @ Sep 10 2007, 12:03 ) *

do we care tbh? this is a chat about quotes, not claims to supernatural abilities


Yes I do believe it is. However any anecdotal evidence you tender cannot be assumed correct Or incorrect without proof thereof Or proof against. Most people never realize the burden of proof lies on both sides, instead of one or the other. Bias is a door that swings both ways. Unfortunately most people are so committed to their own school of thought and point of view there is no point in explaining to them why they are mistaken. Does a more popular explanation represent a de facto default? How about an unconventional one? Neither it appears, and both. As much as it is incumbent on one side to prove their case, it is just as important for the other to defend it. It is not a situation where the first one to throw down the gauntlet has the stronger case. It's just a determination of who plays what role. Of course the first one to bring hard evidence to the table is going to have the upper hand. But in a case where one party demands substantiation of the factuality of general banter, on the internet no less, is the one relying on anecdotal evidence really the less credible?

n00b would like you to prove yourself. It is important to him for some reason. It does not appear to be a critical issue to you. You can chose to, or not to try to defend. It boils down the simple question of whether you actually want to argue on the internet. I could care less if I'm right or wrong. I'm just churning out contradiction per my whimsy. But that's me.

Any further submission in this line of discussion will be relegated to PM. Thank you now back on topic.


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bk on topic.

not from a forum but i think most people will find this funny.


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Yay! *hugz*


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Heh heh you edited you bugger mad.gif tongue.gif


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QUOTE(DeWolfe @ Sep 11 2007, 19:50 ) *

I think the gay-ness overcame him. I scared him away.



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Hahah, good idea! This should be something like bash.org tongue.gif

Pity we don't have a lot of the older quotes...ones from VCU...I remember that there was a lot of stuff like that there.


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