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  Post#1 | Mar 1 2006, 18:27 + Quote Post Go to the top of the page
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Meet the Official News of the Bizzare mascot, Dave!! woot.gif

Dave is your typical bad criminal. He's the guy who decides to commit a crime because he's made a lot of mistakes in his life and he has no way of generating any sort of money. Now he's taken it upon himself to rob a convienence store to help support his habit of the day. Unfortunatly he's not very smart or nimble. In fact he's among the most pathetic klutzes you'll ever see screw up what people even dumber than him pull off without a hitch. But Dave is just smart enough to know how big a screw up he really is.

So without further ado here's Dave. For those of you have met Dave before don't be hard on him and make sure to aim your change so it goes into the hat without hitting the rim or bouncing out. Because he needs every cent to buy his comfort booze and he full of parasites like Britney Spears.


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pppffffffffffffffftt. I spilt my drink when I saw that. laugh.gif


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what an idiot! before robbing candy and liquor stores go on a range and gt used to the feel of the weapon before anything else


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Awww you gotta love Dave. His day job at the butter factory may make it hard for him to maintain a successful hidden life of crime. That he's clumsy to begin with which makes it that much harder on him. But he has heart and he gives it his all. He brings a 110% game. Unfortunalty 105% of that game is flailing fists and elbows akward. His lack of coordination and easily understandable thought processes just make him an adorable screw-up criminal.

Kind of like a dog that keeps getting caught being bad. nono.gif


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Don't get me wrong, I love him. Actually, I can't wait to see him again. biggrin.gif
Is he caught or did he got away?
 
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QUOTE(chaosenergy @ Mar 2 2006, 17:29 )
Don't get me wrong, I love him. Actually, I can't wait to see him again. biggrin.gif
Is he caught or did he got away?
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I can't say for sure. He did look like he had good head start and full head of steam. Concievably he could of gotten away. Maybe. But then again he's a little on the inept side. He could have been tackled by some old ladies right outside the front doors. Or he could have tripped over a small dog and broken his tibia. Both of them. But maybe, just maybe he dodged the old ladies, and vaulted over the small dog and even evaded the pack of wandering hobos to make his escape into the deep dark night. Thus adding to the mystery and legend of Dave.

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i wonder what will dave do next
 
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QUOTE(JollyRoger @ Mar 3 2006, 05:29 )
I can't say for sure. He did look like he had good head start and full head of steam. Concievably he could of gotten away. Maybe. But then again he's a little on the inept side. He could have been tackled by some old ladies right outside the front doors. Or he could have tripped over a small dog and broken his tibia. Both of them. But maybe, just maybe he dodged the old ladies, and vaulted over the small dog and even evaded the pack of wandering hobos to make his escape into the deep dark night. Thus adding to the mystery and legend of Dave.

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I hope he did, can't wait for his next robbery attempt. biggrin.gif
 
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Fixed.

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well at least one criminal attempts to break the law for the News of The Bizarre. nowadays we need the laughter and happiness to keep moral.

Dave2: got it right at last! : coming to GU soon!

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