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Posted by: g-sims May 30 2008, 18:53

ANY QUOTE which is crap.gif, funny laugh.gif, which makes you puke.gif, clap.gif.

any quote man.

Right now im loving this one man from GTA VC
"Come back here you double crossing piece o sh*t" praise.gif

Posted by: JosephO75 May 30 2008, 20:04

"I'm too old for this sh*t."

Posted by: Simon May 30 2008, 21:09

"I Belive In Peace...













...Trough Superior Firepower."

Posted by: vertigo May 31 2008, 02:12

"Mortal Combat on Sega Genesis is the best game ever"
"I disagree, It's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever"
"Donkey Kong sucks!"
"You know something YOU SUCK"

Posted by: Chaos-Energy May 31 2008, 12:21

QUOTE(vertigo @ May 31 2008, 04:12 ) *

"Mortal Combat on Sega Genesis is the best game ever"
"I disagree, It's a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever"
"Donkey Kong sucks!"
"You know something YOU SUCK"


Billy Madison

Posted by: g-sims Jun 1 2008, 13:39

Lee-Jone and the other dude spot a HOT CHICK man.

Dude : Let the church people say a-men
Lee-Jone : or a-women laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

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...In a church meeting.

Choir Master : what kind of a name is Lee-Jone anyway?
Lee-Jone : actually, my mother had two boy friends. One Lee and the other Jone, so she
didn't know who my real father was. So she called me Lee-Jone. praise.gif


Movie = CRIME DOESN'T PRAY

Posted by: Simon Jun 1 2008, 19:35

QUOTE(The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift)
You do know what DK stands for right?
eh.. Donkey Kong?
Drift King.

Posted by: Chaos-Energy Jun 1 2008, 20:31

Horrible acting. That guy should never appear in a movie again.

Posted by: Simon Jun 1 2008, 21:21

QUOTE(Chaos-Energy @ Jun 1 2008, 22:31 ) *

Horrible acting. That guy should never appear in a movie again.


Hot babes and nice carz is ma thang. coolio.gif

Posted by: jon83 Jun 2 2008, 13:04

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy f****** walrus-looking piece of sh*t! Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!

Whoever names the film gets 20 kudos from me... wink.gif

Posted by: Chaos-Energy Jun 2 2008, 14:31

Full Metal Jacket

Posted by: Dark Knight Jun 2 2008, 15:18

im not gunna put a quote. just a name of a film that has the best quotes ever.






















Pulp Fiction

Posted by: Simon Jun 2 2008, 15:54

QUOTE(Dark Knight @ Jun 2 2008, 17:18 ) *

im not gunna put a quote. just a name of a film that has the best quotes ever.
Pulp Fiction


Name some, and dont say mi casa su casa laugh.gif

Posted by: Craig Evans Jun 2 2008, 17:23

"This is a raid! Nobody move! Everybody up against that wall!" - Tommy Vercetti from the Job mission in Vice City.

Posted by: Chaos-Energy Jun 2 2008, 17:26

QUOTE(Simon @ Jun 2 2008, 17:54 ) *

Name some, and dont say mi casa su casa laugh.gif


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Saw that movie so many times I know that one of my head. Awesome movie.

Posted by: Simon Jun 2 2008, 17:40

QUOTE(Chaos-Energy @ Jun 2 2008, 19:26 ) *

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Saw that movie so many times I know that one of my head. Awesome movie.

Oh that, thats scene is so awsome when he says that, i quoted Samuel L Jackson in church tongue.gif , we were supposed to take a quote from the bible, and i picked that one. laugh.gif

Posted by: g-sims Jun 5 2008, 18:38

Well man, now this one sucks from Sam Jackson

"Im sick and tired of these ****in snakes on this ****in plane" crap.gif
If you don't have a clue about which movie this is laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

...................

"... now you've pissed me off"

HELL BOY II


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Posted by: Simon Jun 5 2008, 20:33

QUOTE(g-sims @ Jun 5 2008, 20:38 ) *

Well man, now this one sucks from Sam Jackson

"Im sick and tired of these ****in snakes on this ****in plane" crap.gif
If you don't have a clue about which movie this is laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


Snakes on plane thumbdown.gif

Posted by: shahroz47 Jun 5 2008, 23:04

*Say hello to my little friend*

Posted by: j-dawg Jun 6 2008, 17:18

QUOTE(g-sims @ Jun 5 2008, 13:38 ) *

Well man, now this one sucks from Sam Jackson

"Im sick and tired of these ****in snakes on this ****in plane" crap.gif


To be precise:
"I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane."


I personally am a fan of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsogswrH6ck

Posted by: g-sims Jun 6 2008, 19:29

QUOTE(Simon @ Jun 5 2008, 20:33 ) *

Snakes on plane thumbdown.gif


Tell me about it! I'd say thumbdown.gif x 3 man.

Posted by: vertigo Jun 7 2008, 01:58

"O'doyl rules!"

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=CsNgRmsx-14

Posted by: g-sims Jun 7 2008, 14:14

"Run Forrest RUN!!!"

"....My name is Forrest Gump, they call me Forrest Gump"

.........................

" Your lies are like bananas, they come in big yellow bunches"

Movie => Wrongfully accused.

These 2 movies are funny man, you have to watch em yes.gif

Posted by: vertigo Jun 9 2008, 04:30

"Exits are clearly marked, but you will not be using them. Should you use them, you will be shot"
laugh.gif Brilliant movie that I have been watching over and over again for years.

"Happy, the ball it'self has it's own energy, or life force if you will, it's natural environment is in the hole. So why don't you send him home. His bags are packed, he's got his airoplane tickets. Bring him to the airport, send him home."
"Send him home, just send him home. Time to go home there ball. *puts* Son of a bitch BALL WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO HOME! THAT'S YOUR HOME! ARE YOU TO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL!"

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Posted by: Simon Jun 10 2008, 23:23

QUOTE(Stan's dad from Southpark)
The spirit of the middle class white man is strong with you Stan.

Posted by: Mark Jun 12 2008, 09:05

QUOTE(Someone at GTAForums)
"...also you can't ban member from a topic"
"I'm going to ban my d*ck up your ass"


sorry if this is too offensive tongue.gif

Posted by: Vin Jun 13 2008, 10:38

There is a dialog from the movie 'Street Kings' by Keanu Reeves. Its sh*t funny.

Gang guy:"Konichiwa is Japaneses. Its insulting to Koreans"
Keanu R:"How am i supposed to tell if you cant?"
GG:"Whats that supposed to mean?"
KR:"Your eyes are like apostrophes, Dress white, talk black and drive like Jews. How am i supposed to know what kind of zipper head dog munching d**k you are if you don't?

Posted by: eddaket Jun 13 2008, 17:54

"I'm over here in my unit, isolated alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. It looks like, the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life. And it's BS, excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry, I'm like a single mother. Look we all know home ec is a joke, no offense, it's just that everyone takes this class to get an easy A, and it's bullsh*t. And I'm sorry,. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this sh*tty food, no offense, and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. When am I ever gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a ****in' break! I'm sorry for cursing."


Posted by: g-sims Jun 13 2008, 21:49

Princess: WAIT WAIT WAIT! What are you doing?
R. Hood: HA HA HA! Be still sherry for i am your savior and i am rescuing you from this gre- en......beast coolio.gif
Shrek : Hey! Thats my princess, gofind your own fury.gif
R. Hood: Pliz monster, cant you see im a little busy here woot.gif
Princess: Look pal, i dont even know who you think you are mad.gif
R. Hood: Oh ofcorse how rude alala. Piz let me introduce myself. Oh MERRY MEEE-eN laugh.gif


QUOTE(vertigo @ Jun 9 2008, 04:30 ) *

"Exits are clearly marked, but you will not be using them. Should you use them, you will be shot"
laugh.gif Brilliant movie that I have been watching over and over again for years.

"Happy, the ball it'self has it's own energy, or life force if you will, it's natural environment is in the hole. So why don't you send him home. His bags are packed, he's got his airoplane tickets. Bring him to the airport, send him home."
"Send him home, just send him home. Time to go home there ball. *puts* Son of a bitch BALL WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO HOME! THAT'S YOUR HOME! ARE YOU TO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL!"

biggrin.gif

"..........you shall be executed, lethally injected, electrocuted and placed b4 a firing squad and may god have mercy on your soul you b*****d you........."
"On behalf of (whatever) thank you for being arrested and convicted. Sit back and enjoy your bus ride"

Posted by: Simon Jun 14 2008, 13:02

QUOTE(Secretary Of Defense)
Terrorists have attacked us where we are the most vulnerable,
we have no other choice, we have to Nuke our Imagination.

Posted by: Chaos-Energy Jun 14 2008, 13:59

Murderface: There's only one thing left to do: kill ourselves.
Skwisgaar: Dudes, we would like have to sew him back together to get him to cook for us.
Toki: Yeah, but we such screw-ups that he would be sewn back together wrong.
Nathan: WHOA! That's a good song title.

Posted by: g-sims Jun 14 2008, 20:12

QUOTE(Chaos-Energy @ Jun 14 2008, 13:59 ) *

Murderface: There's only one thing left to do: kill ourselves.
Skwisgaar: Dudes, we would like have to sew him back together to get him to cook for us.
Toki: Yeah, but we such screw-ups that he would be sewn back together wrong.
Nathan: WHOA! That's a good song title.

HA HA HA! Where did you get that from man?

Posted by: Chaos-Energy Jun 14 2008, 20:34

Metalocalypse, first episode, first season.

Posted by: jon83 Jun 18 2008, 05:02

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this
excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

gun.gif

Posted by: Lies of Silence Jun 18 2008, 06:01

QUOTE(jon83 @ Jun 18 2008, 07:02 ) *

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this
excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

gun.gif

where is that quote from? famous but i can't seem to memorise who used it.

Posted by: Chaos-Energy Jun 18 2008, 08:17

QUOTE(Lies of Silence @ Jun 18 2008, 08:01 ) *

where is that quote from? famous but i can't seem to memorise who used it.


You're kidding? The last sentence gives it away!

Posted by: Lies of Silence Jun 19 2008, 08:33

QUOTE(Chaos-Energy @ Jun 18 2008, 10:17 ) *

You're kidding? The last sentence gives it away!

haven't seen this movie dry.gif

Posted by: jon83 Jun 19 2008, 12:02

QUOTE(Lies of Silence @ Jun 19 2008, 16:33 ) *

haven't seen this movie dry.gif


It's Dirty Harry, staring Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: g-sims Jun 19 2008, 19:13

"Who's the bitch now"
















THE NEW GUY

Posted by: Chaos-Energy Jun 19 2008, 19:25

That would be:

Who's the biatch now!

Posted by: g-sims Jun 19 2008, 19:33

QUOTE(Chaos-Energy @ Jun 19 2008, 19:25 ) *

That would be:

Who's the biatch now!

Oh yah, forgot the 'a' tongue.gif

Posted by: g-sims Jun 20 2008, 22:52

"They say you never know whatchu got till its gone" thumbsup.gif












Qt = Toby Mac (song)

Posted by: Simon Jun 20 2008, 23:57

shocking.gif DOUBLE POSTER!! shocking.gif Double posters deserves to die, You see its even in my sig. tongue.gif

Edit: NOOOO! Vin you fun killer...

QUOTE(Portal)
The Enrichment Laboratories Cube is to accompany you around the tests, The Enrichment Laboratories Cube can not speak, if it were to speak, you are adviced to not to listen to its advice.

Posted by: vertigo Jun 21 2008, 02:21

"Bam just took a golden dildo, up his ass, at high speed. That's what happened."

Jackass 2 laugh.gif

Posted by: g-sims Jun 21 2008, 19:20

1 - Im reporting your name to the manager fury.gif
2 - The manager already knows my name happy.gif
1 - I'll see you in hell fury.gif
2 - Okay, see you there happy.gif

Posted by: Simon Jun 21 2008, 19:32

QUOTE(A Day In Life Of A Turret)

Turret 1: I wonder if there will be cake.

Turret 2: **** you.

Posted by: JollyRoger Jun 22 2008, 08:52

"Everyone knows, that if you can't support a medallion, you can't support a family."

- Fernando Martinez (Vice City)

Posted by: Dark Knight Jun 22 2008, 15:02

'stealing the kids was bad move'

Posted by: g-sims Jun 22 2008, 20:07

QUOTE(Dark Knight @ Jun 22 2008, 15:02 ) *

'stealing the kids was bad move'

Hi man! How are you feelin now (your eye)


Posted by: Simon Jun 22 2008, 23:35

QUOTE(From Sphere)
So we're in the middle of the ocean, under the ocean, inside a river?

Exactly.

Posted by: jon83 Jun 23 2008, 09:22

"Come with me if you want to live!"

Posted by: g-sims Jun 23 2008, 20:41

Topper Holly?
Once perhaps. Now im called Chuka Chim Chika.
What does that mean?
Fluffy bunny feet.












HOT SHOTS! praise.gif

Watch this movie

Posted by: g-sims Jun 24 2008, 21:06

QUOTE
...Bond, James Bond.


QUOTE(Samurai Jack)
Long ago in distant land, I AKU the shape shifting Master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish Samurai warrior whirlding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. (shwing-shwang-shwing) Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is raw. Now the fool seeks to find a way back and undo the evil that is A-AKU-U



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Posted by: g-sims Jun 29 2008, 20:45

QUOTE(Toy Story)
To infinity, and beyond!

Posted by: gtachica Jul 17 2008, 05:21

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise." -Fight Club.

Watch the movie. It's amazing. Or you have no life. Heheh tongue.gif

Posted by: vertigo Jul 18 2008, 13:36

You're like my bad doll Mr. Livingstone. He's a bad doll! BAD DOLL! Not like my other doll's!
My parents are fine though thanks for asking.

Ok...you're psychotic...and dosed up to the eyeballs on horse tranquilisers!

Posted by: gtachica Jul 20 2008, 18:27

QUOTE(vertigo @ Jul 18 2008, 08:36 ) *

You're like my bad doll Mr. Livingstone. He's a bad doll! BAD DOLL! Not like my other doll's!
My parents are fine though thanks for asking.

Ok...you're psychotic...and dosed up to the eyeballs on horse tranquilisers!


Going with the above statement, "If it's psychotic to be happy then I guess I am!"

Jenny: That's so great! Like puppies!
Constantinos: I saw some dead puppies once...
Jenny: Awh...

Posted by: Lies of Silence Jul 21 2008, 08:43

everything in Vice City is priceless.

Posted by: DeWolfe Jul 21 2008, 11:06

I thought the TEC 9's were a bit pricey.

Posted by: g-sims Jul 30 2008, 22:19

QUOTE(SAM)
Mr West, does this mean we are gonna die?
DIE?!! Over my dead body

Posted by: Zedio Jul 31 2008, 23:16

"Focking A!"

Posted by: g-sims Aug 1 2008, 21:50

QUOTE
Life begins....


Whoever wants to finish can do so.

Posted by: g-sims Aug 4 2008, 02:55

QUOTE(Blade Trinity)
Zombie dog appears - "F*** me!" Another zombie dog appears - "F*** me sideways!!"

Posted by: g-sims Aug 27 2008, 19:11

QUOTE(December 12)
If the earth dies (1st) you die but, if you die (1st) the earth will survive.

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