The Deserted Phone by Rhino GTA: San Andreas


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The deserted phone

- by Rhino
*Don DON! (creepy music)*
*desert winds*
*an old circle bush rolling with the wind (like in those cowboy movies)*
*CJ steps toward the phone*
*The ringing stops*
*CJ leaves*
*Rings again*
*CJ Runs*
*picks up*
Morpheus: "Hello CJ!"
CJ: "Hey, Who the f*** is this?"
Morpheus: "You are the one."
CJ: "O I better for what? The one that will have sex with a billion women?"
Morpheus: " are the main character."
CJ: "Huh?"
Morpheus: "You see CJ, you've been searching for your mother's killer for the last few months. I've been playing with you for those couple of months.
It's really fun!"
CJ: "Ew gross, ur one sick-twisted mother f*****!"
Morpheus: "Not that playing, you see you are in a video game CJ"
CJ: "What?!!" *pukes*
Morpheus: "Breath CJ! Breath! But you think that's air your breathing?"

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  Comments - 25 in total Page: 1,2,3  
jon767892 Aug 2, 2012, 04:43 pm
that is funny a shit
Xegetical Jun 27, 2010, 02:39 pm
That was a good "Robo-Chicken" style parody. Short, simple, and funny. It isn't meant to be taking so seriously people. (FAN! - fiction) If you didn't think it was funny, okay. I thought it was a gut-BUSTER! Keep doing you, Rhino.
catdouch Jun 22, 2009, 05:18 pm
zz puke zz puke!!
bobbington69 Oct 21, 2008, 07:13 am
lol... aww, i wish all these threads wernt dead...
weedude1 Jun 19, 2007, 12:26 pm
lol that was funny, like in the matrix.
-san-andreas- Apr 2, 2007, 12:56 am
i do not get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GroveFamiliesOG Nov 28, 2006, 02:13 am
I don't get it...........
crud Oct 1, 2006, 03:15 am
neooooooooooooooooooooo like
aztekk14 Sep 4, 2006, 07:34 pm
speedy Mar 27, 2006, 05:00 am
and oh yeh good story thumbs up
speedy Mar 27, 2006, 05:00 am
Igonore smart guy he is sitting naked on his fathers knees haha
Naz Nov 22, 2005, 07:43 pm
gud gud i like it
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